You know, you're friend Listmaker is not a fan of Mr. Scott and I have to agree with him. His "self-awareness" as you call it comes across as smarmy and the annoying persona of someone who is a little too pleased with himself. Listmaker also hints that the nerdy kid from Superbad wasn't enjoyable in his film either and I second that emotion. In Superbad he was like a panther disguised as a geek. Here he was like a wet, whiny blanket that made me sad for the future of America and its legions of fantasy addled agoraphobes.
What?!? I hated McLovin' but mysteriously found Master Mintz-Plasse much more appealing as a kid who simply wanted to live in the world typically inhabited by half-elves and bugbears. And seeing Paul Rudd come to his senses and embrace the world of way-too-old-for-this-sort-of-shit role playing adventures and join those who wish Rivendell were a real place made me a bit teary eyed and reminded me of the brilliant last episode of Freaks & Geeks where James Franco's character stops fighting his natural urges and gives way to the hypnotic whirlpool that is Dungeons and Dragons. All hail Carlos the Dwarf!
Gadzooks! You're a true blue fantasy freak aren't you? I identified with the cape wearing doofus' parents and cheered as they belittled his lameness. Once they tacked on that Hollywood ending where the parents saw through his pasty, sun-averse shell to the Minotaur-swilling, cool dude beneath, I cursed this piece of filth and everyone involved, including Eva Card who did a fantastic job playing the Chocolate Strawberry Girl. She is the only thing allowing me to give this movie a 2 instead of the 1 it deserves.
Taste the icy steel of my Battle Axe, heathen!
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Yeah, I would give this movie a 3, but the little kid dressed up as Gene Simmons alone boosts it up just barely to a 4. Man, I thought Vince Vaughn pulled the saddest phoning in of a performance in Dodgeball - he could learn some things from Paul Rudd in this. Good God, are we supposed to root for him at all? The only positive aspects were people in side roles. . . really just those heavily involved in the world of L.A.I.R.
Booo. Hisss.
i respectfully disagree with your 3 but then again, i liked dodgeball so what do i know? the creepy L.A.I.R. guy who used the medieval language so well killed me. Good morrow to you!
can we get a spoiler alert before Mr. Wheel goes giving away major plot points next time?
amazingly enough, i think your streak a reviewing movies that i have not seen is still going strong. then again, i watch like 5 movies a year at this point.
I truly am sorry if I spoiled this film for you. I guess all these reviews should come with a spolier alert especially since the wheel has no mental censor and spews forth whatever bile and major plot points it wants to.
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